Friend

Someone who points a gun at you and doesn’t shoot immediately

Goodbye “Friend”

by Zesteria June 11, 2018

bad end friends

Bad End Friends. Kids from cartoons who are bad.

They said said "nah we wanna go to the darkside."

There are many bad end friends but there are 3 main ones. But let me list them all.

Ice Finn
Beast Wirt

Bipper
Evil Morty

Frisk
Demon Marco
Pak Dib
Mubirty star
Button eye Caroline

Birthday Mabel

And soooooo much more. Basically any character from a cartoon that is evil.

Person 1: "Oh hay have do you know Bad End Friends?

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "Oh. Well let me show you!"

by I have no will to live October 17, 2019

We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.

Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

friends

best tv show of all time

Girl #1: have you seen friends??? Girls #2: yessss omg its my favorite show

by moonlight babe August 8, 2017

Friend

Make friends with (someone).

They bonded over their shared love of music and quickly friended each other.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Fake friend

A person who forgives people in under a week

Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”

by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021

man friend

A "friendship" that isn't a friendship but a almost relationship . Like, they talk but they never make any moves and they sit together at lunch near the canteen with their friends.

Extremely handsome person: hey is that your man friend?
Weird person getting in with handsome person's brother: that's not the right word!!

by JumpingPig42 October 24, 2019