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Do you feel like you have no one to turn to? ( I'm going to rewrite Yayyoung song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
Do you feel like you have no one to turn to? ( I'm going to rewrite Yayyoung song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
mugGet the Do you feel like you have no one to turn to? ( I'm going to rewrite Yayyoung song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.mug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
mugGet the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug.
Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
by Nag1to Kinnie March 12, 2021
mugGet the Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.mug.

one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson
Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"
by noturdad020 March 25, 2022
mugGet the one da foolmug.

One piece

One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.
Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh
by Anthonias June 3, 2023
mugGet the One piecemug.
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025
mugGet the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>Status social or wealth acquired recently has who one especially, person seeking-self or ambitious an<.7.9.7.6.>.9.mug.

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