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penis
by penis bitch April 17, 2021
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Penis

An outlet or hole where a hydrogen fuel cell car expels its water from, just like how the actual private part how it will expel pee from the body. By the way, Hydrogen cars release water as a byproduct of the chemical reaction that occurs in their fuel cells. In a hydrogen fuel cell, hydrogen gas (H₂) combines with oxygen (O₂) from the air. This reaction produces electricity to power the vehicle and generates water (H₂O) as a byproduct.
Have you ever seen my Toyota mirai expells water from its penis? It’s my little brother’s favorite feature of the car
by EMD F59PHI November 3, 2024
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Penis

1.Noun: plural:penises, a.k.a:cock, dick, prick, shlong, THE THICKNESS(to quote Stan Smith)
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing

When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
MALE FRIEND: "Hey Vince, would you like to come over to my place and check out and compare each other's penises?"

ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"

MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
by DARTH TESTICLE August 25, 2022
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penis

it what boy has 2 go pee pee or to have sex.
i put my penis in his butt and go pee pee.
by $4Life May 18, 2019
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Penis

The largest oart of my body.
by hshsjsjjsjsjjsjspenis April 30, 2021
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Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
girl: give me that penis
guy :No let me stick it in you
by rammybear February 27, 2019
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Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.
I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.
by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021
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