Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.

Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"

by BaguetteLuvr April 21, 2022

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.

What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

cheese

a political swear word

Trump is cheese

by Not my name cuz im not gay August 22, 2020

Mac n' Cheese Come Around

The act of offering up unwanted hot food in group settings to ravenous yet dirty individuals, such as a campfire or hobo camp.

Le Cook: Got enough for a Mac n' Cheese come around! Who wants some of my saucy cheese noodles?!

All: Dope!

by Grossham October 15, 2015

butt cheesed

You're so offended and resentful you're not butthurt anymore you're butt cheesed

He's ao butt cheesed she wasn't talking to him

by Chuckchuck31 June 24, 2017

boxed Mac and cheese

The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."

Aight, bout to make myself some boxed Mac and cheese

by LUMONOVA April 17, 2023

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019