country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 2, 2014

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Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

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Switch down

To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation

My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.

by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024

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A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.

Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"

by Fulcrum-E April 13, 2023

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