give me some chicken

what black guys say when they want a girl to shake and or rub their bum on them.

black guy: "hey shorty, give me some chicken!"

girl: shakes her bum and then rubs it on black guy

black guy: "that's what i am talkin' about!"

by ceciliashroter October 2, 2007

My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018

Me cago en na'

Spanish term technically meaning "I will shit on anything", but is often used as a response to describe ones anger or anxiety towards something annoying or unbelievable

Me cago en na'!!! I just finished shooting him in the head and he still killed me. WTF!

by Kamsy June 12, 2008

don't tase me, bro

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.

Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH

by J. Eklow October 3, 2007

make me a sammich mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers December 14, 2008

Give Me Some Sugar

1. What you say to a friend before/during you give them a fist bump. (Note: The word "Sugar" in this phrase can be replaced with any noun, however, some of the most common, and best substitutions include "Give me some epidermis", "Give me some monosaccharides/dissaccharides/polysaccharides.", "Give me some meat.", "Give me some juice (very uncommon)", "Give me some skin.", and "Give me some sauce."

Jeremy, give me some sugar!

by Professor Sauce November 8, 2018

slow motion 4 me

To dance in a sexy manner

Hey baby slow motion for me

by Everett Ingram June 29, 2004