Dead time

The time you spent from being held in custody to the time of you sentencing

Bart : remember that guy that got arrested at school? We’ll he got sentenced just today
Mill house : man that guy did a lot of dead time

by Shakell January 1, 2023

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

Gaga Time

It means that you're having a really awesome time being all drunk, having sex like in lady gaga's music video.

person 1: dude are u going to Chyna's party?

person 2: hell yeah! We're going to have a gaga time!

person 1: Awesome!

by Lonna December 18, 2011

Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)

Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!

by Snhstndff June 8, 2017

SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020