After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

"But can you do this" is a word only for the smart people and often used in situations where you have to save yourself by roasting someone with this.
TRYING TO BE COOL DUDE: U eat gey people
THE CHOSSEN ONE : you pee on them
Trying to be cool dude: no u
The chossen one: Ok....BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!! *Goes back with his chair*
THE CHOSSEN ONE : you pee on them
Trying to be cool dude: no u
The chossen one: Ok....BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!!!!!!! *Goes back with his chair*
by Tofugamer April 3, 2018

by Caralot November 22, 2015

Do drugs December is like No Nut November but you do drugs. Tbh i love that month and sometime i fail no nut November just by looking at my stash. Like ong it be sexy asl.
person 1: Bro i failed no nut November
Person 2: why
person 1: i looked at my stash for do drugs December
person 2: you need a therapist
person 1: ik
Person 2: why
person 1: i looked at my stash for do drugs December
person 2: you need a therapist
person 1: ik
by damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnofishal December 7, 2021

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.
by VegasBombshell October 1, 2013

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks
by Scfc1 December 12, 2021

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024
