Madison High School

In the heart of Vienna Madison is full of a bunch of rich kids. That’s all you need to know tbh. That are all a bunch of stoners who would do anything for some weed. They are pretty good at sports I’ll give them that. Their main rival is Marshall High School kinda a bummer that their girls varsity and freshmen basketball lost to them :/ everyone lost respect for them at that point. All their parents buy them new cars whenever they get their license. Most likely a white Jeep or something basic like that. They are all a bunch of rich white kids who are trust fund babies and they all probably have like a beach house or smthn like that. Yeah hey also have this Madison parade every year and shit down the main road in Vienna which is actually complete bull shit because they’re are other people in the world but they seem to not care ab that. In conclusion it’s just a bunch of rich white drugees who actually aren’t that smart :/

Common phrases include:

“Wanna go to lax unlimited with me after school”
“Bruh I hate Spanish sf much lets j skip and go to chipotle”
“Where we pregaming at?”

“Who’s got the vodka boys?!?”

Common names include

Aiden (any spelling)
Daniel

Connor

Jordan

Rylie (any spelling)
Any other rich white person name

Did those Madison High School hoes shut down maple again?

by Guesswhotfiis June 21, 2019

Pittsfield High School

Not much school spirit except for the fact that we’re way better than the rival schools Wahconah and Taconic. Not the brightest we have heated debates on if Helen Keller was actually deaf and blind. Nothing to do in pitty we all just smoke weed and play cod. They throw all the special needs kids into the basement. The teachers are great though and give a shit about the kids.

Football- Walk in groups, loose every game though. Most are joining the military after high school.

Theatre- shows are top tier….a lot of drama though. they all got crushes on each other and all hate each other

Dungeons And Dragons Club- Incels

Baseball- All weirdly obsessed with Adam Sandler

Chess Club- We have a chess club????

“don’t go to Pittsfield High School the kids piss in buckets”

by hotpeopleliketaylorswift April 19, 2022

Santo High School

If you’ve heard of Weatherford High School, get ready to hear of the major downgrade: Santo High school. Santo is full of vaping juniors, freshman who like to get pegged, and sophomores who have no idea what they are doing other than sharing their hydroflasks and scrunchies. The senior class of 2020 was the last class that held any hope for the success of Santo.

The band is the only activity that wins awards consistently and continues to show up the sports yet gets no recognition.

The principals have been shitty since the oldest one of many years left, Especially the most recent.

Along with being a small town of >900 people, the school consists of maybe a solid 400. This makes plenty of room for all the drama to spread just as fast as the herpes does! How terrific!

1: “What does “sexualizing girls and alcoholism” mean?”
2: “Oh you mean Santo High School?”

by Lolnoimgood6969 January 8, 2020

central high school

A school in Virginia that people get arrested for almost every reason imaginable

Bombs, guns, knives and drugs were found on people in central high school

by FatAss32112 February 2, 2017

Mosman High School

A school with either druggies, wannabe eshays and nonbinary trigender genderfluid assexuals who identify as cats. Ms wyatt and her workwife ms longley loves dresscoding the girls who dare show one cm of their stomach. it actually has some okay students but they are most likely on crack. the canteen food is shit and overpriced as fuck. the "eshays" always do fights at allan border oval where they always pathetically lose. there's always girls either doing drugs, vaping, or "fixing" their makeup (though it just makes it look worse) in the bathroom and they always have to take up space while everyone else just simply trying to live their life going to the bathroom have to awkwardly manouver themselves around the selfish bitches. you know who u are. the hallways are always crowded and in D23 there is literally a leak over one of the student's desks and its always smells rancid in there.

hey you know that kid george?

yeah, doesnt he go to mosman high school?

yeah that would explain the constant drugs and fighting

by Sawyerrrrr February 19, 2024

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024