Urban Dictionary

A place that was originally meant for learning the meaning of social media slang, but was turned into a shitshow where "eDgY" boys and men always use slurs and will not shut the hell up about White Girls and Starbucks.

Timmy: I always wondered what would happen if people took the meaning of words and changed them around to make them seem edgy.

Tommy: That already exists, Timmy. It's called Urban Dictionary.

by superbowserfan64 July 30, 2022

Urban Dictionary

What even anymore?
You can't even search the fucking letter A without getting some sex shit

"I didn't know that was possible during sex! The wonders of Urban Dictionary."

by The name's x. X, it's just x. January 23, 2020

Urban Anus

An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.

man: God damn girl thats one hell of an Urban Anus.
wahmen: thanks.

by AssBlaster64 December 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A site that always wants you to buy a mug

The mugs that Urban Dictionary tries to sell are BAD

by yeltsA kciR May 28, 2021

AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.

To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021

Urban Dictionary

a place for a bunch of asswipes to get together and come up with goofy definitions for goofy words

"my domain is in the Urban Dictionary!"

by Kennu Silvadhd November 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023