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nut juice

What I found on the bathroom stall last week
by wooppoo May 28, 2019
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bitter-nut

A polite way to let others know what shit actually tastes like.
Got a little crazy with that rimjob and ended up getting a tongueful of bitter-nut.
by Krunt Recovery August 15, 2011
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Nut Aids

This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.
"I knew he had aids, but I didn't know he had nut aids."
by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022
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nut bussa

a bitch that crack a nut and flood it out of your dick for his or her own pleasure
damn you a nasty bitch, you ate my ass and sucked all my nut out in one sitting like a good hungry hippo bitch.
once you chew on my nipples and and snatch my 3rd nut out, imma make you my nut bussa.
by junglefever74 September 14, 2023
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deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up
"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"
by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022
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kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick
kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022
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