Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

Red flag

Joey

Joey is the problem he is the red flag he is red

by Haley winfrey February 16, 2023

Anchorage Red Light

Noun meaning:

1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle

2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things

3) Meh.

The light turned green for me a few seconds ago but I better not move because looks like that yellow taxi has an Anchorage Red Light.

by Bernies2Mittens February 18, 2023

Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him

She is red velvet asf

by yrmom March 27, 2025

Red Flag

Brooke Elizabeth Kelly

She’s a red flag.

by Rosealice_3 March 30, 2025

Red tater chips

When you eat a woman out on her period and the blood sticks to your beard, you then proceed to run around the house until it dries peeling it off and eating it like a tater chip.

Those red tater chips I had last night were iron rich.

by Chaseypooh April 2, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025