Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.

1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!

by mason4456 May 23, 2010

Red Eagle

A method of torture/execution by cutting down the center of the torso vertically, and then stretching out the two flaps of flesh on the front out to represent wings, exposing the intestines.

1: Dude, I just Red Eagle'd some homeless guy
2: You've got to stop doing that, that's Murder

by Vonjorgen August 12, 2023

Red Dye 40

Be it the fairest of alabaster red-heads to the bronzed and ravishing red-bones, they all have that Red Dye 40 in them. It's what makes them oh so irresistible, but oh so toxic if you aren't careful.

"Oh man. What happened? Who punched you?"

"Peaches found out I cheated."

"Awe, you know she's got that Red Dye 40 in her!"

by RedDye40 February 7, 2025

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025

Red hot lovers

the love of your life, undying love, no matter who you're with at the moment you will end up with the one who's always been your red hot lover

You're with Joe now, but Harry has always been the one and you know you'll end up with him. You and Harry are Red hot lovers

by sanfranelpaso April 18, 2011

Red Raider Shower

Where you take a 12 pack in the shower and have to finish it before you can get out. 15 minute time limit. First thing I learned when I moved to Lubbock, Texas.

Example 1: "Bro take a red raider shower when you get home so you can meet up with us at Chimys"

Example 2: "Im going to take a red raider shower so I can sleep better"

Example 3: "Its game day, going to take a 5 minute red raider shower"

by davycrockettlife February 1, 2021