The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Brown Dog

A brown dog in lamest terms is a big brown turd

My girlfriend wanted a brown dog today. So I pooped on her breast.

by CubanB777 February 10, 2024

mississippi brown nose

When a man sticks his penis in a girls ass and when he pulls his dick out shit is on it and then he sticks his dick in the girls nose and cums

I just Mississippi brown nosed a girl

by Nick ezzell November 5, 2014

Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Brown Comet

A Brown Comet is when a Brown Meteor becomes airborne after swinging it around.

James: A Brown Comet hit the back of my head.

Lucas: Send a pic.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025