Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

THEIR KIDS

THEIR KIDS! THIER! KIDS! THEY'RE TEACHING THEIR KIDS AND THEIR KIDS HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR KIDS (SOMETIMES)!

Hym "Jesus Christ... Look... They aren't teaching YOUR kids anything that they aren't teaching THEIR kids. They aren't bringing YOUR kids to drag shows... They're bringing THEIR KIDS. I don't see how you think that deliberately misrepresenting the issue does anything to further resolve the issue... Unless your intent is NOT to result the issue. Your goal may very well be to perpetuate the negative feedback loop. And that's actually the linchpin of the feedback loop. If one side is 'correct' then neither side is justified in stopping the other because they are doing the same thing. Their positions are irreconcilable. By default. And somebody saw this and was all... CHAFF GRENADE! BANG! The kids are just the final bulwark. That's how you know they're getting desperate."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022

bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009

Tolles kids

A derogatory term for students at Tolles Career and Technical Center, typically referring to their low IQ.

It sucks, but, I'd also require hall passes if I was incharge of Tolles kids.

by JustUrAvgNraveGigger May 20, 2024