Shovel Dick

An awful drawing of a penis

"dude what are you drawing on Jason?"
"I'm drawing a huge dick!"
"Man that looks more like a Shovel Dick."

by Buttfucker23 May 4, 2009

coffin dick

The condition that results after having unprotected sex with hesh ass girls.

"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"

by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).

After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.

by shalala November 12, 2007

work the dick

to either do it urself or have a "friend" "work the dick" basically

Man she looks like she can work the dick.

Hey man u took my beer, dude work the dick i bought that shit.

WORK THE DICK

by cmassich January 17, 2009

Limp-Dick

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick

Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!

by CJ45 February 20, 2009

Dick pick

A penis with no girth, so small and thin one could utilize it as a toothpick.

We had a great time, but he dropped his pants and I saw a dick pick, so I ran the hell out of there

by dont4geturjackiet March 19, 2017

Slick Dick

(Alternitive Definition)

A man whose penis appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. A penis that is shiny, when it really should not be. Often found on desperate perverts who take shameless dick-selfies.

Hey Mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick dick, we are no longer friends

by Oxford Dicktionary October 7, 2013