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Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.
Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
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Cheese Pill

Something your friend Scott who is short makes up in class
Is that a cheese pill?
by xdGay123 December 19, 2018
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cheese

A term used by Starcraft II players to descibe a situation when one of the players attacks the enemy bases during the first 2-5 minutes of the game, usually with very weak units. It's power relies on the fact that most of the players have no defenceless whatsoever do early inne the game. An extreme variant of this situation is called a "worker rush".
ANOTHER CHEESE!? FUCKING RETARDED BM ZERG LEARN TO PLAY DUMMY!!!!!
by RohenTahir April 2, 2017
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gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.
by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020
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cheese aholoic

Cheese aholoic is someone who has a over obsession with cheese. Possibly should consider rehab. Your bouls probably arnt working as good as they should. Probably bad and breath. Cheese aholoic syndrome very rare occurrence event. Probably nasty acne. you get depressed if you don't have cheese.
Doctor: how does cheese make you feel
Me: cheese is my pride in joy
Doctor: you are a cheese aholoic
by Cheeselover69 April 25, 2016
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dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese
oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”
by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019
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Dutch Cheese-pull

When a severely unclean person (male or woman) does not clean their genitalia and when they pull the genitals apart a cheesy substance appears
Yeah i almost got to hit but she did the Dutch Cheese-pull
by JWG419 April 1, 2024
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