Huntington Hot Brown

When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick

"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."

by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024

Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Linda Brown

best story game ever

i will see more about linda and bruno if theres is part 2

I am just playing Linda Brown Game here

by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022

Brown Doggin’

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.

Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin’
Ohh okay gotcha

by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022

white and brown

Cocaine and Heroin.

When taken simultaneously they're referred to as a speedball.

White and brown for when you're down!

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Moob Brown

Crazy ass nigga tryin to roll a blunt.

"moob brown isnt fat, hes full of sexyness"

by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011