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Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist
There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.
by Camille12 April 5, 2023
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so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass
(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped
by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025
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Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024
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Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"
by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020
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air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.
Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.
by tjmooree July 1, 2019
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Bad Time Charlie

The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.
I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!
by Hedon October 30, 2023
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Sticks time

Sticks time is when the clock reads 11:11.

The number 11:11 is often ascribed by numerologists to have some kind of esoteric meaning, however the term “sticks time” has no metaphysical connotations, it’s only because 11:11 looks like 4 sticks on a digital clock.
Wow, it’s getting late, it’s already sticks time so I should probably go home soon.
by Weaselfuck July 31, 2022
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