National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
Get the National Penis Daymug. Female 1; he had a penis
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie
by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020
Get the penismug. music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
Get the penis musicmug. " Engage in sexual intercourse with a woman by excreting inserting your penis into her vagina"- Caucasian male, 50 wearing glasses, white goatie and hoodie as a prank on various newstations.
by helloiseektoinform June 16, 2019
Get the penismug. 
A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
Get the Penis Shamanmug.