Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

by anonymous November 2, 2021

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018

Nut

An absolute sender who pulls countless amounts of bitches and is overall just drowning in puss.

Man, I can believe Nut slept with three girls in one night

by Nut Monster March 31, 2022

Indiana nut

When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier

I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut

by jfay May 27, 2018

nut

Best food

If a nut isn't in your favorite food list, we can't be friends, you actual piece of human filth.

by HypothermiaIsCool April 20, 2018