papa cunt

When your baby daddy is a cunt, he is a papa cunt. Papa cunts, the biggest cunts of them all, you could call them the alpha cunt. Often found in groups (cunt clans) in Wetherspoons having a 'cheeky pint with the lads', probably when they were supposed to be taking care of their kid.

"My baby daddy keeps changing the days he's supposed to have Junior but hates when I change days"
"What a papa cunt"

by Mumma Smurf March 2, 2024

cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023

Bust Your Cunt

Australian slang for "Shut the fuck up" commonly followed by "my buddy". Do not take this as a personal attack

Craig: "Your missus is a bitch
Ben: "Bust your cunt my buddy"
Example 2
Seth: "You cant even pull good cones pussyhole"
Caiden: "Bust your cunt"

by Four'n Twenty sucks May 29, 2023

fat cunt

your a cunt thats fat

oi you fat cunt ima roll some tns ba eshays

by eshaycuntking November 28, 2024

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025