Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Cum bag

Cum bag

Cum bag

by cum baby October 29, 2023

Waffle Bag

Placing testicals in lips of woman's vagina and flattening

Waffle bag- Placing a mans testicals inside the lips of a woman's vagina, and using her thighs to press/flatten testicals like a waffle iron

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

bag

a large amount of money

im about too go get me a bag on foe nem

by eternal bag September 13, 2020

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.

You would have a chipotle bag boyfriend!

by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024

d-bag

An absolute shit head is a d-bag or a collage student

Man here comes that guy that talked shit about me he is such a d-bag

by Brian-C. April 18, 2019