Jack

Jack a homosexual who you thought was straight but turns out he isn't. He sucks at videogames and all male related activities. Including but not limited to; capitalist economics(because he is a dirty commie), and making jokes. You won't know he's gay until you find him sucking off your mans behind Denny's.

Bruh that Jack stole my MAN!

by ELOSITO February 28, 2020

Jack

Good person who plays games all night

Wow that’s jack

by Your friendly friend Bob November 29, 2020

jack and dash

Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.

I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!

by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014

Jack P

Big 17 inch cock, long hair and gets all the women and men (omni life rules

Jack P is so smexy

by Hotmenandsemen January 21, 2022

Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things

Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack

by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020

jack spencer

A “jack spencer” is an individual with a rather sharp jawline which can make them appear to have a square head

Derrick is such a jack spencer, i bet he could slice an apple with that jawline

by User253946 January 1, 2023

The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

by mali69 August 21, 2024