Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Cheese

When someone’s weiner smells bad

Coye smells like stinky, moldy, old cheese

by Cheesy stink September 28, 2023

slightly warm cheese

when you want to make a grilled cheese but decide to give up resulting in a slightly warm cheese sandwich

I wanted a grilled cheese but i was so hungry i gave up and ate a slightly warm cheese

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean September 28, 2023

Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

Blue Cheese Rim

When cum sits so long on someone's asshole that it starts to mold.

I was going to give him a rimjob. But, he doesn't shower. So, I was afraid of a Blue Cheese Rim.

by TheTrollerDash September 30, 2023

cheese kyruji

A very gay cardinals fan or a ukrainian dish made with crooked left foot

“wow cheese kyruji must be real hurt over those cardinals” “mmm some cheese kyruji for dinner please mommy”

by cardinalssuck27 October 4, 2023

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023