Rising ass syndrome

Also known as RAS. While petting a domesticated feline and their backside rises.

While I was petting my cat Roxy, she totally had a bad case of rising ass syndrome (RAS).

by Wakeling October 7, 2013

Broken Dick Syndrome

When the vessels that provide blood to the dick are injured due to vigorous thrusting of female genitalia. The dick may slip out and the trajectory of the dick may cause the dick to hit the buttocks causing the dick to bend at an angle less than 80 degrees. This may come with a snapping sound.

Matt was deep dicking his wife when he slipped out and slammed into his wife’s buttocks, bending his dick, and ultimately acquiring broken dick syndrome (BDS)

by BDSExpert September 24, 2018

Marcus Edu Syndrome

When someone has an insatiable addiction to Caucasian Females. They're willing to risk it all for some Caucasian Nyash, they'll even accept race play just to get a whiff of it.

Nate - "These Snowbunnies have me tripping dawg"

Marcus Edu - "Don't be ashamed, I've been doing this for years"

Morpheus - "Do you Believe in Marcus Edu Syndrome?"

by Halal Jamal October 31, 2022

Super Whale Syndrome

When a person is so fat their genitals are hidden like a turtle in it's shell.

Me: You have Super Whale Syndrome. Your vagina is completely hidden by your lower fat roll.
Her: You're really rude, but I see what you mean.

by dingusmaniac April 9, 2019

Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021

chuck norris syndrome

A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.

"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."

"Yea man that sucks."

by Yoboy ka December 9, 2013