not playing with a regulation ball

mentally incompetent; mentally challenged

I suspect that panhandler with the blow-up doll is not playing with a regulation ball.

by Mr. Tabrapit December 4, 2010

stickey balls spray

Please go see balls be gone in the UD

Bo needed some stickey balls spray to keep his stickey balls from sticking to his leg in the hot summer Florida sun.

by HarryBallzonu February 2, 2008

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered

when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS

by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008

Ball Bubble Bobble

When your partner grabs your erect dick like a joystick, blows spit bubbles at your balls, then eats the bubbles and balls simultaneously. Females can only give it instead of receive it, obviously. In gay couples, legend has it that their balls turn into fruit items once this is performed (no evidence supporting this fact).

Arnulfo: "What the hell was that?"

Giovanni: "That is called the famous Ball Bubble Bobble. Learn your facts."

Arnulfo: "Why the hell do I have bananas for balls, a new high score above my head, a pissed-off dragon following my ass, and somehow got to level two?"

by TylerSlim March 5, 2013

never neglect the balls

Whilst giving a blowjob / hand job, one should NEVER neglect the balls. Neglecting the balls can be very dissatisfying for a male.

Man 1: "Man, she was the worst blowjob I've ever had"

Man 2: "Why's that?"

Man 1: "She neglected the balls dude..."

Man 2: "OOOOO, I feel for you brother. Never neglect the balls"

by SevenDwarfs434 January 15, 2014

Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.

In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.

by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014

Tiny balls moment

A moment of realisation. Tiny balls moment comes from a Vine clip posted by comedy writer Graham Linehan. search: glinner tiny balls

I had a tiny balls moment when I realised you had PMT.

by cupboardy November 16, 2014