Monkey drama 

Drama with little to no significance

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!

Monkey drama by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025

monkey bubble 

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.

Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!

monkey bubble by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025

Monkey Cooties 

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

Monkey Cooties by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Monkey 

Niggers

Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat

Monkey by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025

Monkey punch 

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear

I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her

Monkey punch by John Evan’s June 20, 2025

Monkey pumping 

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

Monkey pumping by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Monkey pumping 

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

Monkey pumping by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025