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Monkey

by FatSillySlagNamedFred December 27, 2022
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spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.
spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms
by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021
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The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
by Stan cockin December 20, 2018
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Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
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Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. 100% racially motivated.
by Guh1726320 February 23, 2025
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push monkey

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.
"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."
by jahart666 June 10, 2015
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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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