push monkey

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.

"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."

by jahart666 June 10, 2015

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

Dirty monkey

When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.

Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.

by 775notown March 19, 2023

monkey

according to science humans and monkeys are the same thing or very similar

those monkey-like humans were obsessed with sex and food but other monkeys hated that

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

sorry monkey 大肚臍

A slang to say sorry in a casual way . 大肚臍 Is read as "Die Told Chi"

A : Oh you stole my chocolate right ? 😠
B : Sorry monkey 大肚臍

by Fusefuse July 18, 2017

Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy

My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy

by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018

Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.

doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging

by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012