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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
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Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk
Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!
by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024
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Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.
He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled
by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024
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Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.
Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Half a cup of Jack Daniels

How to know when you're serious about your drinking.

Measure your booze by cups not ounces.
Half a cup of Jack Daniels:

For this recipe you need Half a cup of Jack Daniel's.

If you don't have Jack Daniels you can substitute three quarters of a cup of Jim Beam.
by Cowboy682 March 19, 2026
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