“pinchy cheese” is the best person you will ever meet. it’s the person that will understand you, be by your side no matter what, and always support you. if you find yourself a pinchy cheese you better hold them close and never let them go, they are the rarest type of person out there. they’re the person that fills your other half even though you’re a whole on your own. they add happiness to your life, they’re always a mood booster and will take naps with you if you’re exhausted but want to spend time with them. this person is your soulmate without the romantic aspect. they love you for you, and they’re probably the best person to do stupid fun things with. you two together are the life of the party, no matter who’s watching. pinchy cheese is the best friend that you always wanted, and have finally found.
look at those two, i wonder if they’re friends.
they’re the closest of friends, they’re each other’s pinchy cheese!
they’re the closest of friends, they’re each other’s pinchy cheese!
by the.canker_man March 30, 2021
Get the pinchy cheesemug. by BENcummins July 24, 2022
Get the tripple whopper cheesemug. by I_eat_dick December 14, 2021
Get the Imac ‘n cheesemug. 
When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent
by myleslikesman April 4, 2022
Get the Swiss people speak cheesemug. The gayest of any sandwich filling
by Matty365 January 12, 2023
Get the cheese savourymug. When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie
by Cheese1master5000 February 15, 2021
Get the Cheese piemug.