Cum Sandwitch

A cum sandwich is when you are really angry for something and cant figure out a good curse word to yell at it

person 1: hey, what is today
person 2: its you're anniversary

person 1: CUM SANDWITCH!!!1!11!!!!!1!!:1)

by phatscawck September 30, 2021

Cum dump

(n.) A guy who likes to have his arse fully filled with cum. A man into whose arse (or mouth) one can “dump” one’s “load.” (“Load” meaning a thick wad of spunk). Always up for receiving a raw gangbang, and for being used hard by almost any male.

I’m happiest when I’m being used as a cum dump by big, dumb, muscled blokes.

He used me as his cum dump and I was leaking for days!

by Frozen Prevert October 6, 2024

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. King of manginas.

Brad was being a real cum quad today.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020

Cum

You know what it is www.xhamster.com to learn!

Person 1: Im gonna cum!
person 2: No the fuck you arent!

by comrade of knowledge December 28, 2021

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023