ass-sexual

someone who loves all ass no matter the gender. it can be female ass, male ass, nonbinary ass. all ass any ass.

me: I'm ass-sexual

friend: do you mean asexual?

me: no. I mean ass-sexual. any ass all ass.

by cyanidedragon November 25, 2020

Liquid ass

The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time

Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella

by Andospumps November 25, 2020

Ass Nate

The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.

Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.

by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020

Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020

walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

by Angie612 February 9, 2020

crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

by DaMorgans February 25, 2020

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020