Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013

brown pinnocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection and performing the Brown Pinnocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinnocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Wet Brown

When you use a loogie as lube during anal sex.

Shortie screams like a banshee when I give her the wet brown.

by Uncle Brown 242 March 9, 2025

brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021

Bobo Browning

A person whos lives in wetumpka and its so fucking annoying and has a small dick

Landon olson is such a bobo browning

by LANDON OLSON September 19, 2023