To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…
by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024

by ~Cup1d’s~Daughter~ May 26, 2024

by Strokercock February 23, 2022

a bad friend is someone called brad. he never ever swings anything you ask him to and constantly fucking baits you in every game.
by otf gregory August 6, 2025

The best class in the world. Everyone wants to be in this class. People sacrifice other people to be in this class
by 3rd Period History April 22, 2019

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.
by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
