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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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homophobic gangbang monkey

the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis
person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there

person 2: what the fuck
by ifuckkids97 August 25, 2022
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Damage Monkey

A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
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Monkey

A animal covered in hair also insult or response to my friends
1. Your a fucking Monkey
2. Shut your Monkey face ass up
by Stocx9 January 22, 2022
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Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 5, 2023
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Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people
by forrealongod May 21, 2023
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