Blink 60 Syndrome

Situation in which you take 60 secs to answer every query raised in a conference meeting causing the person to leave the hall due to irritation.

Last week,I had a Blink 60 Syndrome in my office meeting. My manager was so fucking pissed off seeking my response.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk January 4, 2015

Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.

Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.

by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022

carpal thumbal syndrome

Carpal thumbal syndrom is a repetitive motion injury to the thumbs caused by over texting.

The kid next to me on the cross country bus trip was texting non stop for 7 hour; surely he has carpal thumbal syndrome by now.

by Steve Sherwood in Macon November 30, 2010

Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

by YAWA September 8, 2022

new house syndrome

When one moves into a new house and never wants to leave. Symptoms leading up to this can be cats snuggling in your lap, peace and quiet, binge watching tv series, and more.

Ever since the move you always want to hang out at your place or you bail on work and plans to stay home... you have new house syndrome.

by TrickyVicky93 November 1, 2019

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.

by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022

Gamer Ass Syndrome

When the gamer's ass sweating way too much, so the chair starts to smell like sour cream & sour socks.

The smell often apply on the pants, even when the exposing time is low.

How do you clean a chair, that have been exposed to Gamer Ass Syndrome?

by Jyske Knejte December 19, 2020