When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
by Christinelovesitupthearse July 16, 2015
One juicy boy. You squeeze him and get an ounce of modder juice, very valuable, very juicy. Most voluptuous thighs in town. Defintion of perfect.
by jackmodderfan123 September 04, 2021
When you or someone else over reacts or acts like they know everything. Also used for any state of discomfort or annoyance. May also be a literal physical attack or emotional attack on someone. Can be used as a warning like " Don't have a Jack Attack" or "I'm going to have a Jack Attack".
by Hannahcollier08 July 21, 2017
by haiakxkskakdi August 07, 2024
The Jack Attack Roast -
"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends
Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"
"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends
Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"
by 403030509021625161 May 11, 2020
by mrjackballs June 05, 2023