ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Booty friend request

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.

OMG he just sent me a friend request at 2am!
Oooo man he's looking for that booty friend request.

by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.

by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

partial friend

A relationship where they establish a support system without any intention of actually caring.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"Cool," leaves, that's such a partial friend, no hug, no sympathy, no follow up, just no fucks given

by izziebela September 15, 2021

Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom

"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"

by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021

Are we best friends

A question with the simple mean of determining a relation. (A very awkward question leaving the other person with no way to respond other than using urban dictionary to ease the tention slowly building between the two parties.)

Ex:

Person A: Are we best friends?

Person B: *leaves on read*

by Nawmaans August 8, 2018