A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 6, 2017

by WHATTHEHELL🔥🔥🔥 March 10, 2023

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass
by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.
by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
Cum-siderate.
by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong
Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
by Ahwknrgbbx nsfkry December 2, 2024

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
