karen shit

A made-up profanity used in place of real ones, like crap and fuck.

There's a test today? Karen shit!!

by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

shit puppet

A term trashy people use that refers to other specific trashy individuals within a trailer park community.

All the little shit puppets think they know something about getting drunk, but I am the liquor. The shit puppets line up for handouts.

by Johnny "Fuck the NWO" Five December 19, 2008

shit bird

White trash, Skeez, deadbeat, and/or an asshole.

Look at that wife-beating, mother-fucking, sloppily-drunken shit bird

by Nick February 8, 2003

Wait, shit

What people said after realizing that Obama was the new president.

Yea! Mccain lost! Obama won! wooo hoooo!.....Wait, shit

by HornyFirecracker August 1, 2009

Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

by base101 June 4, 2009

shit hammock

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.

David walked straight into my shit hammock

by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.

Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.

by rburton October 1, 2009