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what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.
"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"
by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025
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what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!
by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
mugGet the sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later onmug.

you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up
by landry January 9, 2021
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Erm what the sigma

When someone is introduced to something that is too sigmatic for them
Jordan: I hit that fattys gyatt yesterday
Bob: erm what the sigma
by Gyattingsigma May 8, 2024
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What if

I still haven't watched season 2...
Hym "What if... I got credit for A.I. immediately and was compensated for my contribution? What if... Instead of doing what a charlatan and his sycophants want... I did what I want... And it worked better than anything they would have ever suggested... What if... I wasn't expected to affirm the values of a quasi-incestuous sex cult and was allowed to value the things I actually value? What if... I wasn't being stalked and/or harassed in my community with weaponized schizophrenia? What if... I had some vivans? What if shit-head Youtube parasites who think they're better than me fed themselves a bullet? Would the world be a better place? Is there an upper limit to how much better things could be?"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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