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Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
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bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?
by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023
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Monkey-Man

A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.
Monkey-Man is a man, too!
by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023
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Monkey D. Dragon

Dragon is Luffy’s Father and the Son of Monkey d. Garp (Known as Luffy’s Grandpa). Hes birthday is in October 5. Voiced by Hidekatsu Shibata (Toei Animation), Bryan Massey (Funimation) Hes the Leader of the Revolution army which is aimming to take down the World Government. Dragon is known as the “World Worst Criminal”. He is mysterious. Hes from the anime called “One piece”. Most people know that Sabo (Luffy’s Brother) Is in the Revolution army with he's father. No one knows too much about him.
Monkey D. Dragon is so cool!
Monkey D. Dragon saved Luffy.
by imactuallysocoolsorry April 4, 2021
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Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Racially motivated
Fork Monkeys always get on my nerves
by Guh168362 February 24, 2025
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Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent
Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.
by DiaperPants December 11, 2013
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monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...
by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023
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