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monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head
Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.
monkey nutz by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

Monkey Bar 

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

Monkey drama 

Drama with little to no significance
Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
Monkey drama by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025

monkey bubble 

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
monkey bubble by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025

Monkey Cooties 

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."
Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat
Monkey by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025