Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

monkey

a person who is way to small and starting shrinking by fifth grade

jagger is such a monkey

i heard he stopped growing before he was in middle school

apparently someone called him an endangered species

wow really

yeah

by catisfat April 1, 2022

tant monkeys

When Sweat jumps from one ass hair to the next

Bobby has been working all day in the sun,bet he can fill them tant monkeys

by Swamp a$$ June 9, 2021

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010