Kid Pro Quo

When you barter childcare duties with your partner, so they can go out with friends.

Sure, I can watch the kids on Friday night when you're out with the girls, but kid pro quo - I wanna go have a beer with Dave next Thursday.

by the_docta June 1, 2021

Kid

Not Mike wheeler (stranger things fans will know what I mean)

“We’re not kids anymore, I mean what did you think? We were just gonna sit in my basement all day, play games for the rest of our lives”
- mike wheeler 1985

by Michael wheeler June 25, 2019

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Børsdei kid

A kid who has børsdei

Happi børsdei, børsdei kid

by The cool gamer xd March 17, 2018

Clocktower kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see that clocktower kid skipping thru campus??

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Cool kid

cool Kids are often chill and nice where as you can have the other cool kids that are popular and bitchy to everyone

Omg I’m such a cool kid, unlike Susie 🙄

by Sophiethecoolkid November 23, 2018