Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it

"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician

Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

liking effect

When someone only likes your post if you like theirs and will only comment if you comment. Basically, you get what you give.

“Bro Judy finally just liked my post!”
“It’s the liking effect. She only likes your post if you like hers”

by Keirla April 23, 2023

Live Like An Angel Die Like a Devil

Every night I'm in a different town
I'm the kind that likes to get around
Living fast I'm on the run
I take my chances 'cause I'll only die young
Live like an angel die like a devil
Got a place in hell reserved for me

Live like an angel die like a devil
Gonna burn in hell that's where I'm gonna be

I got no worries I don't care what I do
I'm gonna walk all over you
Loving hard and getting high
Hell's the place I'm gonna die
You hear me coming just get out of my way
I'm here tomorrow and I'm gone today
The path I'm heading got no easy track
I got the devil riding on my back

by Death Menace March 15, 2023

That’s like garlic to my ears

When someone tells you something that is not good to hear

Person 1: I don’t like you

Person 2: That’s like garlic to my ears

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

Fanny like a carrier bag

A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex

Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag

by Suckyourdad February 3, 2021

Work like a dog

To work like a dog means to do regular work on the Sabbath.

Please do not work like a dog on God's holy Sabbath.

by Be holy August 4, 2019

Is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

The age old question, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

@darshlix: is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@terrrybooty: wait…is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@darutorizz: actually, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

by Burpfart November 18, 2023