Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

Just friends

1. When someone you like says "we are just friends" basically friendzoning you
2. When 2 people who are obviously dating say they are just dating.

Person: Are you two dating?
Person 2+3: Uhhhh no, we are just friends (IN PERFECT UNISON).
Person: Uh ok

by I<3Chickens July 25, 2022

good friend

a good friend, is someone who likes to be with you, and who wants to talk to you. They reply to your snaps, and texts, and they even text you first.

You know you can tell them stuff without them telling it to other people without permission.

oh him, he's just a good friend

by LOL_IRL March 23, 2017

she has her friend

She has her period.

She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.

by Grunt0311 July 10, 2018

friends

a funny sad happy TV show

girl 1 : do you know the show friends

girl 2:OMG ITS LIKE THE BEST TV SHOW EVER

by AGUSSSSSS November 13, 2020

best friend goals

avery & hailey

avery and hailey are best friend goals.

by karen.123_ December 27, 2019

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023