Play with the chicken

To jack off

Im bouta play with the chicken

by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers July 4, 2023

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Im the coolestman that chicken wing

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing

Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing

by racism is bad August 7, 2023

some days chicken some days feathers

Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry

Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers

by Coloredwrong August 23, 2023

Double orange chicken

What you would call a woman who is born with more than one uterus

She didn’t have a double vagina but she had an order of double orange chicken

by Noobekaj July 20, 2024

Just put the Chicken in the bag

Nathan, Just put the Chicken in the bag. This can be used as a comedic joke especially to people of certain races specifically Nathan

Just put the chicken in the bag Nathan

by BBLDRIZZY1 August 8, 2024

I like chicken

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”

N-“Hi girly”

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”

by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 7, 2023